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| A | B | C | D | |
| 1 | Spike | . | USA | I'm as impure as the driven yellow snow. |
| 2 | Dawn | . | USA | We're safe, right. And, uh, Spike built a robot Buffy to play checkers with. |
| 3 | Willow | . | USA | Those darn Salem judges. With their less-satanic-than-thou attitude. |
| 4 | Xander | . | USA | No, but if I have to see her straddle Spike again, I will definitely knock myself unconscious. |
| 5 | Giles | . | USA | Guy-els? Spike didn't even bother to program my name properly. |
| 6 | Anya | . | USA | I breathed in like a quart of vampire dust. That can't be good. |
| 7 | Tara | . | USA | What are you, kidding? She's nuts! |
| 8 | Emri | Perpetual Wednesday | USA | Darn your sinister attraction. - Me |
| 9 | Mike | kill my nerve [dot] net | Germany | How is your money? - Me Fine. Thank you for asking. - Anya |
| 10 | Christine | . | USA | What the hell is that, and why is his hair that color? - Glory |
| 11 | Carrie | So Now I'm A Freak [dot] com | USA | Weird love's better than no love. - the other Buffy |
| 12 | Allison | Sweet Release | USA | Angel's lame. His hair goes straight up and he's bloody stupid. - Me |
| 13 | Isabelle | Komodo-Skin | USA | 'Cause Buffy the other, not so pleasant Buffy, anything happened to Dawn, it'd destroy her. I couldn't live, her bein' in that much pain. Let Glory kill me first. Nearly bloody did. - Spike What you did, for me, and Dawn that was real. I won't forget it. - the other Buffy |
| 14 | Jennie | . | USA | Yeah, okay, sorry, but I just had no idea that gods were such prancing lightweights. Mark my words, the Slayer is going to kick your skanky, lopsided ass back to whatever place would take a cheap, whorish, fashion victim ex-god like you. - Spike |
| 15 | Ashley | . | USA | 'Cause Buffy the other, not so pleasant Buffy, anything happened to Dawn, it'd destroy her. I couldn't live, her bein' in that much pain. Let Glory kill me first. Nearly bloody did. - Spike |
| 16 | Amanda | Exgirlscout.net | USA | Spike didn't even bother to program my name properly. - Giles |
| 17 | Kim | dragonfly | USA | Weird love's better than no love. - the other Buffy |
| 18 | Chloe | . | USA | It was lots of times. And lots of different ways. - Me |
| 19 | Emily | Immortal Sins | Germany | You're right. He's evil. But you should see him naked. I mean really! - Me |
| 20 | Emma | TV Art | England | Should I start this program over? - Me |
| 21 | Mooke | aussiewood | Australia | Willow: Gay (1999 - present) - Me |
| 22 | Nos | Bloody Poetry Productions | USA | It wasn't one time. It was lots of times. And lots of different ways. I could make sketches. - Me |
| 23 | Paris | crazy/beautiful | USA | 'Cause Buffy the other, not so pleasant Buffy, anything happened to Dawn, it'd destroy her. I couldn't live, her bein' in that much pain. Let Glory kill me first. Nearly bloody did. - Spike What you did, for me, and Dawn that was real. I won't forget it. - the other Buffy |
| 24 | sawyeranne | . | USA | But you should see him naked. I mean, really! - Me |
| 25 | Kitty | Avatars by Kitty | USA | Angel's lame. His hair goes straight up and he's bloody stupid. - Me |
| 26 | Toni Miller | Undeniable Talent | USA | The who whating how with huh? - the other Buffy |
| 27 | Sas | *~The Hellmouth Awards~* | Germany | Vampires of the world, beware. - Me |
| 28 | Miranda | Smashed-Peaches.net | USA | You're right. He's evil. But you should see him naked. I mean really! - Me |
| 29 | Viktoria | white-trash-princess.org | England | We will bring you Bob Barker! We will bring you the limp and beaten body of Bob Barker. - Murk |
| 30 | Allan | . | Canada | Say, look at you. You look just like me! We're very pretty. - Me |
| 31 | Anne Summers | The-original.net | Brazil | Oh, Spike! - Me She'll do. - Spike |
| 32 | Crispin | Angel_Bunny's Journal | USA | Spike! You're covered in sexy wounds. - the other Buffy |
| 33 | Gemma | My LJ | USA | . |
| 34 | Andrea | candie-land.net | USA | Darn your sinister attraction. - Me |
| 35 | Louise | . | New Zealand | Darn your sinister attraction. - Me |
| 36 | Nancy | Anger Hatred Love | Finland | Angel's lame. His hair goes straight up and he's bloody stupid. - Me |
| 37 | Kaytee | Sophistic | USA | Angel's lame. His hair goes straight up and he's bloody stupid. - Me |
| 38 | Alana | closing up | Australia | The who whating how with huh? - the other Buffy |
| 39 | Heather | HeatherW.com | USA | Anything I say |
| 40 | Nikoru | . | Canada | No one is judging you. It's understandable. Spike is strong, mysterious, and sort of compact, but well muscled. - Xander I am not having sex with Spike! But I'm starting to think that you might be! - the other Buffy |
| 41 | Emma | Tabula Rasa | England | You're my best friend. - Me Yeah. Again, I really am, but... - Willow You're recently gay. - Me Um... - Willow |
| 42 | charisma | Under Your Spell | USA | You guys couldn't tell me apart from a robot? - the other Buffy |
| 43 | ReliableWillow | The Chosen Slayer | USA | No, but if I have to see her straddle Spike again, I will definitely knock myself unconscious. - Xander |
| 44 | Nikki | The Girl's Place | USA | What you did for me and Dawn, that was real. - the other Buffy |
| 45 | Cibelle | Beneath You | Brazil | What you did for me and Dawn, that was real. I won't forget it. - the other Buffy |
| 46 | Mel | . | Canada | . |
| 47 | Vampslaya13 | Something to Ponder | USA | You guys couldn't tell me apart from a robot?! - the other Buffy |
| 48 | Marianne | Sweet Surrender | Denmark | You're right. He's evil. But you should see him naked. I mean really! - Me |
| 49 | cyn | the realm | New Zealand | Angel's lame. His hair goes straight up and he's bloody stupid. - Me |
| 50 | Sam | . | Australia | We're very pretty. - Me |
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