++ About Superstar ++
Season 4 - Episode 17
Original Airdate: 04.04.00
Writer: Jane Espenson
Director: David Grossman

Jonathan is an amazing man. He has is own Jonathan-Os cereal, shoe advertisements, trading cards, comic books, swimsuit calendars, basketball posters, t-shirts, a web site, and even an autobiography (Oh, Jonathan) which you all have read.

He has won an American Music Award for his albums, stared in The Matrix and Being Jonathan Levinson, coached the US women's soccer team to a stunning World Cup victory, invented the internet, and graduated from medical school all by the age of 18.

For those of you not in denile, you know he has been given the class protector award by his high school peers for crushing the bones of The Master, blowing up a big snake made out of Mayor, and for keeping our streets safe from the forces of evil every night. Tonight I will be following this dynamo of action and his gang to let you know what happens every night to the coolest man, Jonathan Levinson.

Tonight I start out by following Jonathan and his pals to a crypt where he easily slays a horrible gang of vampires. His friends also try to slay the vampires but his friend Buffy almost lets one get away.

The next day I catch Jonathan at a cafe where he is with his friend Buffy. What I overheard is that Buffy and her boyfriend Riley are having a disagreement but Jonathan gives Buffy some great advice and she seems to know what to do. (I should remember to bring my Oh, Jonathan book next time so he can sign mine too.)

With the tracker I have on Jonathan, I learn that he has helped the government find information on a creature named Adam that they have been trying to capture. Jonathan makes us all feel so safe.

The next night, I get dressed up for Jonathan's performance at The Bronze. He sang "Serenade in Blue" and just as he was about to do something from the new album, a girl comes rushing in needing Jonathan's help. Of course he has to help her but I wanted to hear Jonathan sing songs live off his new album.

Jonathan says there is nothing to worry about, but Buffy thinks that there might be something wrong and Jonathan is not telling the truth. But that is impossible since Jonathan is perfect. Plus he tells them that he has a history with the creature and the problem is every time he faces it, his mind becomes sort of confused. So Jonathan and Buffy decide to go track it down and kill it.

With the help of Spike, they find the creature in a cave and begin to fight. For some reason Buffy is fighting so much better than she ever has. Finally Buffy trips the monster and it falls down a hole almost taking Jonathan with it but Buffy saves him.

Wait. Buffy saves him? Jonathan did not star in The Matrix? He is not cool? Why do I feel so tall? What in the world is going on???


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