++ Superstar Quotes ++

Willow: "I don't care if it is an orgy of death, there's still such a thing as a napkin."

Jonathan: "Hey don't worry about it. Nest full of vampires, you come get me, ok. Box full of puppies, that's more of a judgement call."
Xander: "I think did great. We knocked em dead. Which they already were."
Willow: "We knocked 'em deader!"
Anya: "They weren't very well organized. If they had all rushed at Buffy they could have killed her right away."
Buffy: "Thanks Anya. That won't keep me awake all night."

Spike: "I wasn't exactly pining for a noisy visit from 'wonder Jonathan and his fluffy battle kittens'."

Spike: "Yeah, back off 'Betty.'"
Buffy: "It's Buffy, you big bleached...stupid guy."

Jonathan: "Spike you're the worst type of scum. The second you're back to your old tricks well, let's just say before you even sniff out your first victim you'll be pretty indistinguishable from, oh what should we say... instant soup mix."

Buffy: "There's no way he could know. I mean you don't just look at someone and say 'Hey that's not your body, get out of that body with your hands up!'"

Jonathan: "So what do think Buffy? I mean if I'm wrong smack me. Karen with a k will lend you a book and it's pretty heavy. Heh."

Graham [when Jonathan comes in]: "It's about time we brought out the big guns."

Jonathan: "Men, before we can locate Adam we need to understand him better. And there's something that's bothered me almost from the start. He doesn't eat. We've known him to kill but never to eat the kill. So I've pulled some of Professor Walsh's original design schematics and I've found something - his power source is not biological at all. It's here. The design attempts to hide it, but I believe that there's a small reservoir of uranium 235."

Xander: "Last night with me you said Jonathan."
Anya: "It was a moan!"
Xander: "Fine! You moaned Jonathan!"
Anya: "Not unh! It was like unnh-unnh-atha."
Xander: "Maybe it was ahh-onathan. Still not fluffing up the old ego."
Riley: "Quite the couple, aren't they?"
Buffy: "They get into a fistfight, I've got a fifty on Anya."

Jonathan [sings]: "When I hear that serenade in blue I'm somewhere in another world alone with you. Sharing all the joys we used to know many moons ago. Once again your face comes back to me. Just like the theme of some forgotten melody. In the album of my memory, serenade in blue. Seems like only yesterday. A small café, a crowded floor. And as we danced the night away I hear you say forever more. And then the song became a sigh. Forever more became goodbye. But you remain in my heart. Tell me darling is there still a spot."

Tara: "Oh my god!. He's going to do something off the new album."
Anya: "Xander."
Xander: "Yeah."
Anya: "Let's go have sex now."
Xander: "Yeah, ok."

Vampire: "I wish you'd get rid of that body. The smell's making me hungry."

Adam: "These are lies. None of this is real. The world has been changed. It's intriguing but it's wrong."
Vampire: "Feels ok to me."

Vampire: "Oh. So what do - what do you do now? Hey you could kill Jonathan! Well, or you could try. The guy's like a dynamo of action."

Anya: "Xander's not here."
Buffy: "Oh."
Anya: "You're not going away. Why aren't you going away? Oh you're still here. That's nice."

Anya: "Hey! I was just at the part where he invented the internet."
Buffy: "Anya he fights better than I do. And I'm the slayer. The Slayer! That's supposed to mean something right?"
Anya: "Oh! buck up you. You kill the best. Go you. Kill, kill."
Buffy: "Actually not needing validation right now, but thank you."

Anya: "Sure, alternate realities. You could uh, could have like a world without shrimp. Or with, you know, nothing but shrimp. You could even make like a freaky world where Jonathan's some kind of not perfect mouth breather if that's what's blowing up your skirt these days. Just don't ask me to live there! Now if I, uh, could just have book back you could be on your way someplace else?"

Buffy: "I'm just saying it doesn't make any sense. H-he starred in the Matrix but he never left town. And how'd he graduate from med school? He's only eighteen years old."
Xander: "Effective time management?"

Buffy: "Well, I was just kind of wondering if maybe anyone thought that Jonathan was kind of too perfect?"
Xander: "No he's not! He's just perfect enough! He crushed the bones of the master, he blew up a big snake made out of mayor and he coached the U.S. women's soccer team to stunning World Cup victory! We saw him doing those things!"

Buffy: "But that's just it. I'm not entirely sure that we can trust our memories. Anya tell them about the alternate universes."
Anya: "Oh ok. Umm. Say you really like shrimp a lot. Or we could say you don't like shrimp at all. Blah I wish there weren't any shrimp you would say to yourself."
Buffy: "Stop you're saying it wrong! I think that Jonathan may be doing something so that he's manipulating the world and we're all like his pawns."
Anya: "Or prawns."
Buffy: "Stop with the shrimp I am trying to do something here!"

Xander: "He blinked? The man moistened his eyeballs and we're having a meeting about it."

Buffy: "Wait, I remember something. Giles, do you have a Jonathan swimsuit calendar?
Giles: "No. Yes. It was a gift."

Spike: "Oh look Jonathan. Taking the little sidekick out for a walk, are we?"
Buffy: "Shut up Spike."
Spike: "Ooh ooh ooh! Semi harsh language from Betty! You're feisty when the big guy standing beside you. Someday sweet slayer. I would love to take you on. See you face the evil alone for once."

Riley: "These spells... these really work? I mean, can you really 'turn your enemies inside out'? Or learn to 'excrete gold coins'?"
Anya: "That one's not so much fun."

Xander: "Right you can't just go 'librum incendere' and expect.."
Giles: "Xander don't speak Latin in front of the books."

Willow: "Jonathan did an augmentation spell. And how we see him. This spell turns the sorcerer into a sort of paragon, the best of everything, everyone's ideal. But-but there's a drawback."
Giles: "Yes. In order to balance the new force of good the spell has to create the opposing force of evil, the worst of everything, everyone's nightmare."
Anya: "He created the monster."
Xander: "So we're saying he did a spell just to make us think he was cool?"
Giles: "Yes."
Xander: "That is so cool!"

Xander: "You know what I'll always remember?"
Riley: "The swimsuit calendar's sticking in my mind. Not in a good way."

Buffy: "Poor Xander. I guess Jonathan hurt you most of all."
Tara: "Ummm."
Buffy: "Except of course, after Tara."

Riley: "Did anyone else feel way too tall? I felt way too tall."

Anya: "And who really did star in the Matrix?"
Riley: "Wait. That wasn't real either?"

Jonathan: "Hey. Hey Buffy. You remember I gave you some advice?"
Buffy: "Watch out for southpaws?"
Jonathan: "Uh, no about you and Riley. I mean things are starting to blur but this cool thing I said, um, that I don't really remember... I think it's right. I think it's kind of the same thing you just said to me. About things taking work."
Buffy: "Yeah, I remember."
Jonathan: "Good because it's true. What you have is really complicated but it's worth it. I think that's what I said."



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